Don't Eat Pork

Jeff Janning

Jeff Janning

English Lyrics

VERSE
You can eat latkes -- fifteen to a plate; eat lox and bagels till
your belly aches;
Enjoy lean brisket that cuts with a fork. Woo-ooo Don't eat pork
Drink Purim wine till you can't stand Buy a kosher wienie from the
hot dog man
Get the best Corned Beef when you fly to New York Woo-ooo But
dont
eat pork

CHORUS
Pork makes you stupid pork makes you dumb You get dim-witted and
you're just no fun
Pork makes you lazy pork makes you weak pork makes you ugly and it
just ain't chic

Translation

VERSE
You can eat latkes fifteen to a plate Eat lox and bagels
till your bellyaches
Enjoy lean brisket that cuts with a fork Woo-ooo don't
eat pork
Drink Purim wine till you can't stand Buy a kosher wienie
from the hot dog man
Get the best Corn Beef when you fly to New York Woo-ooo
But don't eat pork

CHORUS
Pork makes you stupid pork makes you dumb You get dim-
witted and you're just no fun
Pork makes you lazy; pork makes you weak; pork makes you
ugly and it just ain't chic

RealLy funny stuff. Heard it at Chabad in Northridge on Lag Bomar. Went to

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Added October 12th, 2003