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VERSE You can eat latkes -- fifteen to a plate; eat lox and bagels till your belly aches; Enjoy lean brisket that cuts with a fork. Woo-ooo Don't eat pork Drink Purim wine till you can't stand Buy a kosher wienie from the hot dog man Get the best Corned Beef when you fly to New York Woo-ooo But dont eat pork CHORUS Pork makes you stupid pork makes you dumb You get dim-witted and you're just no fun Pork makes you lazy pork makes you weak pork makes you ugly and it just ain't chic
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VERSE You can eat latkes fifteen to a plate Eat lox and bagels till your bellyaches Enjoy lean brisket that cuts with a fork Woo-ooo don't eat pork Drink Purim wine till you can't stand Buy a kosher wienie from the hot dog man Get the best Corn Beef when you fly to New York Woo-ooo But don't eat pork CHORUS Pork makes you stupid pork makes you dumb You get dim- witted and you're just no fun Pork makes you lazy; pork makes you weak; pork makes you ugly and it just ain't chic
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RealLy funny stuff. Heard it at Chabad in Northridge on Lag Bomar. Went to
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