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Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah (sounds good, guys) Once again it's Chanukah The miracle of Chanukah Give it up for The Drei-Dels everybody! Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell no! We get eight crazy nights! But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya, so here comes number three! Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy Maybe they should've called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back! (Just kidding Tommy!) We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm Jewish!) Oh my God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here! Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah (Aw, good job Schneider!) Osama bin Laden (booo!) not a big fan of the Jews Well maybe that's because he lost a figureskating match To gold medalist Sarah Hughes (her mama's Jewish!) Houdini and David Blaine escaped straitjackets with such precision But the one thing they could not get out of, their painful circumcision As for half Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all! But it looks to me like he ate one! Gwyneth Paltrow's half Jewish, but a full-time Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly's half Jewish too and I'd like to put some more in her! There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school Hey Natalie Portman-ukah, it's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get an Abtronica on this joyful toyful Chanukah So get a high colonic-ah and soil your longjohn-ukahs If you really really wanna-kah Have a happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, happy Chanukah! Buckle up for safety everybody! Good night!
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From the "Eight Crazy Nights" soundtrack.
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