Yiddish Lyrics

Hob ich apor oxen, oxen
Vos zey brokhn lokshn, lokshn/
Ay vunder iber vunder
Vi di oxen brokhn lokshn

Dos iz mir a vunder
Dos iz mir a vunder
Hob ich a por bern, bern
Vos zey shtiber kern, kern
Avunder iber vunder
etc....

Hob ich a por hint, hint
Vos zey makhn tint, tint
etc...
Hob ich a por zumerfaygl, zumerfaygl,
Vos zey kushn kinder, kinder
etc....

Hob ich a por tsign, tsign
Vos zey kinder vign, vign
etc.....

Hob ich a por Faigelakh, faigelakh
Vos zey bakn baigelakh
etc....

Hob ich a por ferdlakh, ferdlakh
Vos zey putan tzendelakh
ay vunder iber vunder

Translation

I have a pair of oxen
That chop noodles
Wonder of wonders
How the oxen chop noodles
Imagine such wonders
Imagine such wonders

I have a pair of bears
That sweep the house
wonder of wonders
etc....

I have a pair of dogs
That make ink
etc...

I have a pair of butterflies
That kiss the children
etc....

I have a pair of goats
That rock the children
etc.....

I have a pair of birdies
that bake bagels
etc....

I have a pair of horses
That brush their teeth
Wonder of wonders