English Lyrics

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah (sounds good, guys)
Once again it's Chanukah
The miracle of Chanukah

Give it up for The Drei-Dels everybody!

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights
One day of presents? Hell no! We get eight crazy nights!

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas
tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya, so here comes number
three!

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will & Grace's Debra Messing

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy
Maybe they should've called that show Little Kosher House on the
Prairie

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm Jewish!)
Oh my God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates
Chanukah
(Aw, good job Schneider!)

Osama bin Laden (booo!) not a big fan of the Jews
Well maybe that's because he lost a figureskating match
To gold medalist Sarah Hughes (her mama's Jewish!)

Houdini and David Blaine escaped straitjackets with such precision
But the one thing they could not get out of, their painful
circumcision

As for half Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one
And Marlon Brando, not a Jew at all! But it looks to me like he ate
one!

Gwyneth Paltrow's half Jewish, but a full-time Oscar winner
Jennifer Connelly's half Jewish too and I'd like to put some more in
her!

There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school

Hey Natalie Portman-ukah, it's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get an Abtronica on this joyful toyful Chanukah

So get a high colonic-ah and soil your longjohn-ukahs
If you really really wanna-kah
Have a happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, happy Chanukah!

Buckle up for safety everybody!
Good night!

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